She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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