Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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