It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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