Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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