Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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