I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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