that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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