Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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