theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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