This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
