It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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