Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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