How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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