I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
