its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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