Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Your cock deserves a montage
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
