They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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