Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
We left the knife in your bed.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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