ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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