a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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