my room smells like sperm. sweet.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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