i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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