Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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