I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Randomize
