Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
