my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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