is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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