the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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