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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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