I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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