So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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