I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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