What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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