even my farts smell like vagina
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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