I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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