Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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