let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Still dying that you shit outside
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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