Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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