oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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