are you still at the devil's house?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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