the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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