I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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