a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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