I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'm like, not good at living.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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