I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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