Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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