You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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