a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
wow bdsm is so cute
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