Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Church boner. Awkwardddd
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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