dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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