are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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