let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm getting married
To pizza
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Randomize
