Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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