i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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